WE MUST BAN ALL GMO’S SOLD ONLINE!!



WE MUST BAN 


ALL GMO’S 


SOLD ONLINE!!



By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)






PART 1 ;


THE FEMINIST ISSUE WITH ONLINE GAMING!







One of the main problems specific to Young Female Gamers using platforms like ‘Steam’ is the number of ‘Male Douche Bags’, that think the Game is some sort of “Pick Up Site” rather than an “Immersive Skill and Strategy Based Experience!”






Mistakenly the young Lady concerned often blames the Young Men for being Douche Bags when it is in fact entirely THIER FAULT!




The Reason!






GMO’s!!










PART 2 ;


NATURE AND SCALE OF THE GMO PROBLEM!







Pseudo Scientists has been trying to warn us about GMO’s being put into the products we all purchase for years!






While big Food corporations spend millions lobbying their perspective governments to allow their increased use!






At first, it was only used for Fruit and Vegetables.


Then in our Cereals!





Those claiming that GMO’s are vital to stopping bright emerald fuzzy mouldy food waste, obviously do not clearly understand the definition of Green Issues!






Then is it has spread to our Textile industries such as Leather and Cotton!






Passionate campaigners have managed to save us by supporting traditional none evil GMO producers, such as organic farmers.


Thanks to these brave people you can now buy (at a slightly increased cost) not only Non-GMO Food and None GMO-Textiles but also now you can get products as varied as Non-GMO Salt and even Non-GMO water!






Despite this brave effort we still find many unlabeled GMO Products! They are now almost in ALL products EVERYWHERE!






If it does NOT sport a proudly the green NON-GMO label then you KNOW FOR A FACT that it will probably contain loads of totally un-necessary poisonous (maybe) GMO’s






Obviously, Also including products sold on the Internet!






In fact almost ALL products on the Internet!






Digital content from Game Portals such as STEAM, Uplay, and Origin, along with streaming services such as Amazon Prime and Netflix product refuse to clearly label their product as being NON-GMO.






We MUST, therefore, conclude that ALL these digital products must then by default, contain GMO’s.










PART 3 :


FULL CIRCLE!







Which brings us FULL circle to the increased amount of ‘Male Douche Bags’ found in ALL modern gaming MMORPG’s.






And why it is a Young Gaming Girls Fault if She is constantly and inappropriately “Hit On!”






Not being aware of the high content of GMO’s put into out Digital content and taking steps to avoid them is Her responsibility.






To start, You must personally contact ‘Steam’, ‘Origin’ ‘Uplay’ and ALL other digital providers and demand they ban the use and infiltration of all ‘Male Douche Bags’ containing dangerous GMO’s!






BUT DO NOT JUST STOP THERE!





We MUST make it clear to heartless corporate giants like Netflix and Amazon Prime that we will no longer stand to accept content that can not clearly be labelled as either Non-GMO OR with a labels warning consumers of GMO content in their digital products!






GMO containing players both poison and toxify Your digital environment!









We must unite to remove all GMO’s from EVERYTHING Possible and clearly label GMO content in things like ‘Male Douche Bag’ Players until they are disposed of safely through either a green incineration process Or they can somehow be recycled!






NOTE




GMO


Stands for


Genetically Modified Organism!

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